|Random lettery things -
||[Jun. 4th, 2005|09:07 am]
yukie1013 set post trial, and another one set prior to the trial, purely for unnervingness. This is from an odd AU mixing Saiyuki characters with others.Random mewling letter from Yon to Vicky for |
Subject: Concerning Williams
To: "Miss Greene" [firstname.lastname@example.org]
From: "Y. Iglesias" [j.iglesias@freemail]
Dear Miss Greene,
How are you and dear Trevor doing? I assume you are still 'friends', correct? It would be such a pity if cultural differences pulled you apart.
I have been trying to contact dear Williams, but I am afraid my letters aren't making it to him. You know how bad the mail from Lothmar to Dexia can be. Could you be a dear and ask him if those letters have arrived? I'm quite worried about him.
Has the white haired youkai stopped visiting Williams? Or are they still attached at the hip?
I do hope we can settle some of our - animosity and come to a more beneficial friendship.
To: "Hou Ensui-san" [email@example.com]
From: "will" [w.evanheart@dexnet]
I'm not sure if you remember me, but I was working as a secretary with the Dexian ambassader. We bumped into each other in the halls, and went back to my room for tea.
Assuming I've got the right address, and I got this e-mail terminal working, um - I was wondering how you were doing? And if you'd mind the occasional e-mail from me and . . . things like that. The Duke has me doing his e-mails for him since he's rather afraid of causing some horrible conflagration of errors. I keep apologizing to this machine when it beeps at me.
I hope you are doing well, and that things are okay back at Houtou. It's full summer here, but the storms haven't started yet to cool things down.
- Williams Evanheart
Subject:All right, enough.
I suppose you'd like to be the one who makes sure my ireverrence does hurt me.
Well, seeing as you're stuck in Lothmarr, and you haven't an Elizabeth any longer, you're very out of luck.
I am not afraid of the likes of you.
Further more, if you keep being
a rude nonceso nasty I shall stop corressponding with you and you'll not be privvy to any more information on Kage or Will until someone else is nice enough to talk to you.
'Be carefull' yourself.
P.S. The fledgelings in the dining room of the Lunt house have learnt to fly. I fed them yesterday.
Will and Kage, like birds, thrive in freedom.
Subject: Tea, and thee!
To: 'My Bard'
From: 'Thy (Squeaky) Knight'
Hee. That's so. Well, we can eshew the table and spread a blanket under the big tree in the churchyard, and make it a picnick tea party? That way the Luciende brothers five won't have to worry about reaching the table-top.
Or about cats on the table.
Eee, marzipan. I think we could make those if we tried. Marzipan is almonds and confecktioner's sugar mostly, and I bet I can find a recipie book someplace. Maybe I can ask Ensui to look? He found a Midorianian cook-book and he's threatening to make us sushi if he can find the norri - norree - that kind of seaweed on the outside of the rolled kind...
I hate to cut this short, but there is a Johnathen the Littler requesting my help in getting the clay off his hands. I think his pot went awrry.
2005-06-05 07:57 pm (UTC)
Re: Eee :D
Subject: Re. Eee!
To: 'My Wing'd Knight'
From: 'Thy Inkstained Bard'
Please tell me you aren't teaching them how to throw pots with a wheel? I can imagine the destruction that could cause.
Blanket, check. Towels, check. Pastries in a bit.
To: 'My Luminesscent Bard'
From: 'Your Feathery Knight'
Ack! Not the wheel, not yet. They're too little to reach the kick-wheel at the bottom. Boris tried though?
It ended with him waving his feet at it for a bit and then jumping down to come make pinch-pots.
Pinch pots are easy: get a handful of clay, wedge it to get the air out, roll it into a ball, put your thumb into it, and sort of mush it into a pot shape. They're good for starting herbs in.
I made an army of cups for the trea-shop Will likes, too! They liked the mug I shoulder them - especially when the door slammed and I dropped it and it didn't break. :D
So I've got another sort of job-ish pastime!
I'll try not to get you clay-y when I hug you, o bringer of pastry.
2005-06-05 08:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Eee :D
WHY IS THIS EMAIL CHIRPING?
WHY ARE THERE PHOTOS OF GEESE? It claims it's from me! But I didn't send it!
Subject: I don't know--
To: Yon and Geese
I really don't know
I think maybe someone might have signed into your e-mail as you, sent you that e-mail - it can happen if you tell others your pass-word, or if your pass-word is easy to guess.
Who knows you the best? They're the most likely to have guessed, or signed in.
...Hee hee hee hee well at least it was a cheery e-mail!
heard about the avian infestation of your email.
just writing to send condolances.
perhaps the birds are mad that you offended their fearless leader?
in case you didn't get the hidden message, quit pestering vicky.
p.s. no, i did not goosify your mail, before you go accusing me. i have better things to do. like go get crepes.
and for your perusal, eher is a picture. this is the redecorated lunt house dining room, and a visitor.